Hi, my names Hank, I'm 79 years old and I'm a Vietnam Vet. I have a wife, her names Phylis, don't really like her too much, she's a nag and she always forgets to record wrestling when I go to Bingo night to hit on all the widows. I've got three kids, Howard, Allan and Jon... Hate all three of 'em, especially Allan, he a UOF fan, Howards all about peace and that treehugger garbage and Jon, he's a professional football palyer but since I used the belt too much on him when he was a kid he really doesn't really like me anymore, and in turn doesn't really support me in my old age. But I do love my ol' '55 Ford Pickup, she's a beaut' and I love sittin' on my lawn chair in the living room of my trailer watchin' reruns of wrestling, while havin' myself a cold one. Yeah life as a Vietnam Vet pretty great if I don't say so myself... Well I'm going to go ride my Rascal around the trailer park and hit all the babes, ahh, gotta love them older women... Later folks.
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